Hack your computer to run fatster, change the start button text, add a context menu:
Start menu keys:
Path = HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Control Panel\Desktop
Context menu:
path = HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\*
make a new string, shell
make a new string under that, anything
make a new string under that, "command"
Change start button:
(Download link = http://rapidshare.com/files/108074655/ResHacker.exe)
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Wi ndows NT\CurrentVersion\Winlogon